{"id":264,"date":"2010-12-05T01:17:00","date_gmt":"2010-12-05T07:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jen.jllocke.com\/blog\/?p=264"},"modified":"2010-12-05T01:17:00","modified_gmt":"2010-12-05T07:17:00","slug":"decorating-and-writing-while-impaired","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jen.jllocke.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/decorating-and-writing-while-impaired\/","title":{"rendered":"Decorating (and writing) While Impaired"},"content":{"rendered":"

So Jerry and I decided to decorate for the holiday tonight. We went out to the mall to talk to someone at Nueske’s<\/a> about ordering a ham for Christmas Eve dinner. \u00a0When we got to the mall, we discovered empty space where the kiosk used to be, and I was so sad. \u00a0So we decided to grab a bite to eat and we went to the food court, where I was assaulted by foods with cheese all around me. \u00a0I recently found out that I’m either allergic to milk or lactose intolerant (final results will be forthcoming), so I was even more saddened by this abundance of cheese all around me. \u00a0After all, I have lived in The Dairy State for my entire life. \u00a0I finally decided to risk it and order a sandwich with a very small amount of cheese on it… mmm cheese!<\/p>\n

That started to bring my mood up, so we went and purchased some liquor, wine, and two six-packs. \u00a0Needless to say, we drank while cleaning and decorating. \u00a0(For the record, I’m a bit impaired while composing this.) \u00a0Here are some pictures of the impaired decorating – we’ll see if it looks good in the morning! \u00a0Haha!<\/p>\n

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