I’ve always wanted to open my resume up like this:
Objective: To find a place where idealism mixes with cynicism to produce a hopeful but lighthearted environment. A place that takes its work seriously enough to make sure it is done well, but acknowledges the fact that its work is not essential to the continuation of human civilization. Insert my ability to work hard and maintain a smile in stressful situations. We may just have a fit.
Objective: To, in a place where idealism and cynicism beneficially coexist, serve people creatively, pleasantly, and to the best of my ability.