{"id":24,"date":"2006-12-17T00:52:00","date_gmt":"2006-12-17T07:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jen.jllocke.com\/blog\/?p=24"},"modified":"2006-12-17T00:52:00","modified_gmt":"2006-12-17T07:52:00","slug":"soymilk-immediate-regurgitation-reflex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jen.jllocke.com\/blog\/2006\/12\/soymilk-immediate-regurgitation-reflex\/","title":{"rendered":"Soymilk = immediate regurgitation reflex?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Okay – this is weird. I tried soymilk in the grocery store one day when they were doing the free sample thing. It tasted different (obviously), but within thirty seconds I was gagging and trying to not throw up in the middle of the frozen aisle. I thought, “Never again”. It felt horrible. <\/p>\n

So the other day I was at Alterra<\/a> and I bought an African Chai, or whatever it was called. I glanced at the menu so quickly I didn’t take notice that it said it was made with soymilk. In the car on the freeway I took my first drink. Once again, within 30 seconds I was fighting to keep the contents of stomach from spilling, this time onto my lap while driving at 60 miles per hour. Then I remembered the soymilk thing and proceeded to get angry with myself for spending $4 on something I could only feasibly take that one distasteful sip from. <\/p>\n

Anyone know anything about this? Am I soy intolerant? I do enjoy the occasional soyburger. What’s wrong with me? Now there’s no way I will ever try the soymilk thing again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Okay – this is weird. I tried soymilk in the grocery store one day when they were doing the free sample thing. It tasted different (obviously), but within thirty seconds I was gagging and trying to not throw up in the middle of the frozen aisle. I thought, “Never again”. It felt horrible. So the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[44],"class_list":["post-24","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-health"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3aAvV-o","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jen.jllocke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jen.jllocke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jen.jllocke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jen.jllocke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jen.jllocke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jen.jllocke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jen.jllocke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jen.jllocke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jen.jllocke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}