{"id":89,"date":"2008-03-17T20:41:41","date_gmt":"2008-03-18T02:41:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jen.jllocke.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/17\/questions-answers-and-relief\/"},"modified":"2008-03-17T20:41:41","modified_gmt":"2008-03-18T02:41:41","slug":"questions-answers-and-relief","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jen.jllocke.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/questions-answers-and-relief\/","title":{"rendered":"Questions, Answers, and Relief"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Questions:<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Why do people insist on driving their vehicles into ours?<\/p>\n<p>Why can&#8217;t my car door stay closed when I close it so the dome light doesn&#8217;t drain the battery?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Answers: <\/strong>(to questions that may differ from those listed above)<strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u00a0PCOS &#8211; at least it&#8217;s an answer and now we have a plan<\/p>\n<p>IE sucks.\u00a0 No, really.\u00a0 It&#8217;s the worst resource hog on the planet.<\/p>\n<p>When it rains, it pours.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Relief:<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Nestle Toll House Mini Chocolate Chip Cookies<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"file:\/\/\/C:\/DOCUME%7E1\/Jen\/LOCALS%7E1\/Temp\/moz-screenshot-1.jpg\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.verybestbaking.com\/graphics\/products\/tollhouse\/dough\/mini.gif?resize=116%2C140\" alt=\"Nestle Toll House Mini Chocolate Chip Cookies\" height=\"140\" width=\"116\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"file:\/\/\/C:\/DOCUME%7E1\/Jen\/LOCALS%7E1\/Temp\/moz-screenshot.jpg\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Questions: Why do people insist on driving their vehicles into ours? Why can&#8217;t my car door stay closed when I close it so the dome light doesn&#8217;t drain the battery? Answers: (to questions that may differ from those listed above) \u00a0PCOS &#8211; at least it&#8217;s an answer and now we have a plan IE sucks.\u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[26,30,55],"class_list":["post-89","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-computers","tag-driving","tag-life"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3aAvV-1r","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jen.jllocke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jen.jllocke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jen.jllocke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jen.jllocke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jen.jllocke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=89"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jen.jllocke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jen.jllocke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=89"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jen.jllocke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=89"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jen.jllocke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=89"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}